Children's First Game Update

After a document purporting to be a "contract" for schools Chancellor Joel Klein was finally revealed by the DOE, the game "Children First: A Game of Irony" has been reorganized once again. A new card has been added, if a bit belatedly:

Congratulations! This is to confirm your "contract" as NYC Schools Chancellor, effective five years ago. Tell your driver to take you past "Go" five times and collect $250,000 each time, plus benefits.

Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job! (oops, that's the FEMA guy. Oh well, same difference.)